SANDY: You know, SpongeBob,
sometimes it's nice to hang up my hang glider
and just watch the clouds roll by.
Yep. And just relax.
Yeah...
relax.
Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! You know what that cloud looks like?
What?
A flower.
They all look like flowers, SpongeBob... all the time.
They sure do.
You know, normally I'd offer to race you
to the top of Coral Cliffs,
but I don't want to miss out
on a second of this beautiful beauty.
Me either.
Who wants to get all dirty anyway?
Yeah... and sweaty.
Besides, I think we know who'd get to the top first.
Yeah.
( both laugh )
BOTH: Me.
That's funny, Sandy.
It sounded like you said
you could beat me in a climbing contest.
'Course I can!
I'm a squirrel!
See!
I thought that meant you were nuts.
Nope. It means I'm a natural born climber!
I'm from the surface world
and nothing prepares you for climbing
like growing up on good old dry land.
( laughs )
Land-shmand!
lt's all about finger strength, baby.
And if there's anything we've got plenty of down here,
it's finger strength.
( grunting )
What do you say to that, Miss Mittens?
I say I'm already halfway there!
( screams )
( panting )
( grunting )
No fair, Sandy!
You got a head start!
Sorry, SpongeBob!
That's the way the coral crumbles!
Hey!
Ohh!
You did that on purpose!
Yeah, but this is an accident.
( screams )
Too bad you forgot your umbrella.
♪ I didn't...! ♪
( braying laugh )
Well, it's about time you showed up.
But you were... I saw you... I...
I want a rematch!
First one to the Krusty Krab is the winner.
Ain't no way a sea critter
can run faster than a land critter!
I can underwater.
I'm...
hydrodynamically designed!
Think you can win a fair race
in that clunky tin tube?
Why don't you ask my be-hind?
That is... if you can catch it.
What do you say to that, Hydropants?
I say, I'm already halfway there...
halfway there...
Hey!
( braying laugh )
Thanks for the face-lift!
( laughing )
You see, I told you you didn't have a...
There you are!
Ain't that just like a land creature
to keep a sea creature...
...waiting!
( braying laugh )
I thought y'all wanted a rematch!
I did! And I took a head start like you did!
I was just funnin' with ya that time!
But I guess all y'all underwater don't have to play fair!
I guess we don't, air breather!
Water sucker!
Tree climber!
Gulf streamer.
Kite flier!
Chum chewer!
( gasps )
Take that back, you... not... wet... person.
Aha! You can't even come up with another name!
That proves it!
Proves what?
That land critters are better than sea critters.
Better at what?
Oh, durn near everything, l guess.
Cattle ropin' and pie eatin' and wood choppin'
and flyin'.
What's she blabbering about?
She says land creatures are best.
Only 'cause it's true.
We're best at horseridin' and fur stylin' and rowin'.
Y'all got us licked in swimmin',
but we got corn shuckin'
"and hay bailin' and barn raisi"
and... fishin'!
( all gasp )
"And name calli" fer sure.
And drowning! Don't forget drowning!
( braying laugh )
Good one, Squidward! Whoo!
Not on your life, sport.
I'll admit.
You've got some pretty good moves, for a squirrel.
( all laughing )
( laughter stops )
But you're still just a land creature.
Squirrels can do anything they want to!
I bet you can't eat a Krabby Double Deluxe in one bite.
( gulps )
Ah...
Give me that!
They don't call me Cheeks for nothin'.
( all laugh )
Well, that's just one thing.
Can you do this?
Everyone in my family can do that!
Uh... uh...
How about this, huh?
Can you reproduce by budding?
Can ya?
No!
Most importantly,
can you do this?
( gasping )
Well, what would I want to do
any of that dumb stuff for anyway?
Admit it, Sandy...
you can't do anything us sea creatures can do!
In fact, if it wasn't for that suit,
you couldn't even live down here!
( laughing )
Well, you don't...
( laughing uncontrollably )
I don't need to...
( laughing )
Grr...
I'll show y'all!
I don't need this suit!
Yah!
( all gasp )
And I don't need this helmet neither!
Neptune preserve her!
How long can she stay like that?
I don't know.
Sandy's a girl?
Wow, Sandy.
You sure proved us wrong.
I guess land creatures are better.
At least, until they need to breathe...
( all chuckle )
Yep, won't be long now.
( groans )
Feeling lightheaded yet?
( muffled ): Uh-uh.
Remember this?
( inhaling deeply )
( exhaling )
KRABS: It's free!
( breathing deeply )
( gagging )
( gasps for air )
( gurgling )
( gasping )
( others laughing )
Stop laughin' at me!
I knew it!
There was no way some "airhead"
was going to win anything against a water breather!
Airhead...
( laughs )
Huh?
ALL: Sea creatures rule!
( chanting ): Water! Water! Water!
All right, all right.
You had your little laugh.
But now it's my turn!
Y'all think you're such hot stuff, don't ya?
Swimmin' around with your fancy gills 'n such!
But none of you wet heads would last a minute on my turf.
Dry land!
Do we have to wear pickle jars?
( all laugh )
Nope, nothin' but the clothes on your backs!
One minute? No problem... landy!
( all laugh )
( laughing uncontrollably )
( continue laughing )
Well, so are you going or not?
ALL: Uh... well... we... uh...
Actually... uh... you know... uh...
We can't... uh... because...
We're... late for... um...
Our fitting!
Oh, you mean for your chicken costumes?
( gulps )
Hey... we are not chicken!
( gasps ) My popcorn!
Yeah, we're not chicken, we'll do it.
There! Mission accomplished!
Look, unless you can stay above water for one measly minute,
you forfeit the contest
and prove that land creatures are better than sea creatures!
No way, San-day.
We can take on your challenge.
OTHERS: Yeah!
We're not afraid of your dumb old land.
OTHERS: Yeah!
We're sea creatures!
ALL: Yeah!
Okay.
Well, this is it.
Wait, boy!
Make it last.
( gulping )
Thanks, Mr. Krabs.
Okay...
( gulps )
Here I go!
( gasping )
( breathing more easily )
Hey... this isn't so bad!
We can do this!
Hey, Patrick, come on up!
The air is fine!
I'm gonna do it quick and get it over with.
Cannonball...!
Hey, I lost my trunks!
Hi, SpongeBob!
All right, Pat! You made it!
Mr. Krabs!
Come on up, Mr. Krabs!
All ashore that's goin' ashore, Mr. Squidward!
Land... ho!
Lookin' good, Mr. Krabs!
Yeah, whoo-hoo!
Come on, Squidward!
You're missing all the dry.
Come on, Squidward!
ALL: Squidward! Squidward!
Well, I'll do it, but I won't like it.
Squidward! Squidward! Squid...
What?
Well, here we are!
SQUIDWARD: This is pretty easy!
PATRICK: I may keep a second rock up here!
KRABS: Once you get your land legs, it's not so bad!
We're the masters
of land and sea!
Hey, it's a local. Hi!
We're from underwater!
Do you know Sandy Cheeks?
Three, two, one...
Well, tan my fur!
They made it!
Better go congratulate them!
SpongeBob?
Patrick?
Hmm, where did those critters get to?
( all screaming )
Holy Guacamole!
You can't eat my friends, you rats with wings!
Hi-yah!
( grunting and karate-yelling )
( splash )
Uh, thanks for saving us, Sandy.
You know everyone's best at something.
But no one's best at everything.
Sorry I made you take off your helmet, Sandy.
Sorry I made you go up on dry land, SpongeBob.
Three cheers for feeling sorry for ourselves!
Hip-hip...
ALL: Hooray!
Hip-hip...
ALL: Hooray!
Hip-hip...
Hooray. Hooray.